This Old Man - parody

This old man, he played one
He played knick-knack elections
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played two
He played knick-knack on the truth
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give us all a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played three
He played knick-knack ecology
With a knick-knack paddywhack, poodle gets a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played four
He played knick-knack a gay whore
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give bulldog a bone
This old man cum rolling home

This old man, he played five
He played knick-knack privatize
With a knick-knack paddywhack, workers get a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played six
He played knick-knack Facts are Fixed
With a knick-knack paddywhack, Congress wants a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played seven
He played knick-knack 9/11
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give Iraq a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played eight
He played knick-knack Traitorgate
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the Press a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played nine
He played knick-knack of high crimes
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a throne
This old man keeps rolling home

This old man, he played ten
He’ll play knick-knack in the Pen
Without a knick-knack or paddywhack to give a dog a pardon
This old man came rolling unspun

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